No Sex Please, We’re British

at the Oak Grove Theater May 28–June 3, 2026

No Sex Please, We’re British
By Alistair Foot and Anthony Marriot

Directed by Morgan Alberts Smith
Produced by Elizabeth Needham Bruce

No Sex Please, We’re British is presented by arrangement with Concord Theatricals

Newlyweds Peter and Frances Hunter are settling into life above Peter’s bank when a harmless mail-order mistake delivers Scandinavian pornography instead of glassware. As the illicit packages multiply, the couple, along with a panicked bank cashier, scramble to contain the chaos, dodging bosses, inspectors, in-laws, and the police in a farce that spirals wildly out of control.